Teh Funnies

When the creative juices run dry and yet you feel there should be something to show for all the time you'd been wasting on the web.

Like pondering over this.

“If a tree falls on the Really Big Button in the forest when nobody is there, does it do something?”

This is the ultimate take on the theory of perceived existence. Which combines two of the greatest conundrums of modern times, namely this and this. And by the way, how cool is uncyclopedia? I just can't get over their whacky sense of humor satire on this article, and practically every article of theirs. Jonathan Huang and "Stillwaters", I bow to thee.

In a quirk of serendipity I stumbled on Mr. Lan Bui's fickr photostream. And came across this beauty. Priceless.

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And finally, found some ten-year-old funny quotes that are still relevant today.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Rita Rudner
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries to go with that?"
--Jay Leno
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning, buy it back for seventy-five cents.
--William Coronel
The No. 1 sign that you have ODed on the web...
When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
--Anon